You can't look cool...

Here is a partial list I have been working on. Most of these are geared toward men, but I would imagine some could cross over to women as well.

I am not saying you should not do any of the things on the list, just that please do not expect to convey coolness to others while taking part in such activities.

You can't look cool:

Eating cotton candy

Sitting three across in the front of a pickup truck (Gender of passengers does not matter!!)

Carrying any large case containing a brass, wind instrument such as a trombone

In the lingerie department of any store

Ordering any alcoholic drink that has whipped cream

Buying wrapping paper

Reading Redbook

Waiting for anyone outside a public restroom (male or female)

Having a Blog